Our little one asked Mommy to put him on Disney's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse site online. Mommy did. Mommy is beginning to regret it. He's got the same songs looping over. And over. And over. My personal favorite is:
Let's get started bouncing guys!
We do it every day!
Everybody work out Mickey's way!
Soon you won't believe your eyes!
Says Mickey when you rise,
C'mon everybody, MOUSERCIZE!
Picture trying to write love scenes to that. I dare you. Admittedly, it's... rhythmic. I'll give it that. But for some reason I feel both dirty and lazy trying to write love scenes to this. Especially when the little one starts to sing along.
And then there's listening to Mickey singing "Blow the Man Down", and I just lose it.