Dana's Magic and Mayhem: December 2013

Friday, December 13, 2013

Mistletoe Madness Time!

Yup, it's that time of year again, where you drunkenly kiss your hot boss under the...

Wait. No. Forget I said that. Sorry. Go back to daydreams of six-pack abs and thick thighs.

Just remember, he might be dreaming of you too.

Nope. It's time for the Mistletoe Madness Blog Hop!

So my prize for the hop is any ebook on my backlist, in either .epub (Nook, iPad) or .pdf (any). Just click on the link to find my book titles. To enter this contest, simply post below, and I'll announce my winner on December 21.

Also, we've got a grand prize we're giving away: a $200 gift certificate to Best Buy, as well as a flash drive chock full of books from the following authors/sponsors:

Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences

To enter the giveaway for the grand prize, click HERE, and simply follow the directions listed. Good luck!

For a full list of blog hop participants, simply click here. To hop to the next author on the list, Christine d'Abo (YAY! I get to hop to Christine d'Abo!), click HERE.

P.S.: The series reading order on my website is left to right, so The Wallflower is the first Halle Puma book, followed by Sweet Dreams, etc.)

Favorite Quotes

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." Ron White

"So let me get this straight. You want me to kill the little guys, kill the big guys, crowd control those I can't, buff the team, debuff the boss, keep myself alive, AND keep you alive, all while waving a stick and dressed in a towel?" - Anonymous Role Playing Gamer

"I think that statue over there is a statement on modern life. The statement is, "Well, shit." - Varric, Dragon Age II

"Why is it all claws and guns? Can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey. Bunnies." - Joker, Mass Effect

"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" - Dilbert

"Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success." - Annie Oakley

"It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly." - Flemeth, aka The Witch of the Wilds, Dragon Age 2

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.'” - George Carlin

"I hear there's a wild bridge tournament down the street. And you know Bridge. It's a lot like sex. If you don't have a great partner, you'd better have a good hand." Barry Weiss, Storage Wars

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5, "A Late Delivery From Avalon"

"I aim to misbehave." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein

“If you think you can or think you cannot, you are correct.” - Henry Ford

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Happy Holidays!

Friday, December 13, 2013

Mistletoe Madness Time!

Favorite Quotes