Okay. It's been, what, two weeks since I posted?
Sorry about that. I thought, once the reno was done, things would settle down. And they did... right on my spine. I know better than to move boxes and unpack, but I did it anyway. No matter how much better I feel, there are still things I can't do, and moving stuff is one of them.
At least Bear Naked has hit 77%, right?
By the way, did you see the name change? My editor over at Samhain noticed that I was using the title Stripped Bear. She realized Samhain already has a Stripped BARE, and requested I change it rather than have any confusion when someone wound up with Bear shifters instead of strip poker. I like the new title, so I hope you do, too.
Anyway, that's what's going on with the writing and the owies. Now on to the fun stuff, at least for me:
I completed Lara Croft: Survivor.
(Warning: Gamer girl fan squeeing about to commence. Continue at your own peril.)
Tomb Raider I ever played.
Surprisingly, I was.
Now, don't get me wrong. There were things I didn't like (the button mash... she did the BUUU-TTON MASH) but the frequency of the auto-save feature meant I wasn't mashing my way through a whole insta-death scene. Nope, once I got past that spike in my brain, it was on to the NEXT spike in my brain.
Sigh. Lots of spikes. It's a spikey game.
But the story, the most important part of any RPG to me, was excellent. Lara gets the hell beat out of her. She grunts in pain, cries at her losses and in the end, is suffering from some serious issues. In a couple of days her whole life changes. She's forced to murder a man to save herself and her friends, and promptly gets sick. She mutters to herself, "I can do this," when faced with a seemingly impossible task. And the story flowed well and made sense to me.
As for the puzzles Lara Croft is famous for, they weren't nearly as hard as some of the previous Tomb Raider iterations, and for that I'm grateful. There was one Tomb Raider where I couldn't even get past climbing down a pipe filled with whirring blades, no matter how many times I tried. I actually had to give up on the game entirely because I just couldn't do it. And this was pre-arthritis, when my hands didn't hurt at all and I thought nothing of gaming from dawn till dusk.
And the game is pretty. Seriously pretty. It looked, and sounded, like she was on a deserted island, complete with religious nut-balls and their pet wolves. And the mystical parts of Lara Croft were well represented, with Lara being skeptical at first, just like her shipmates, but slowly realizing something... other really is going on.
All in all, I enjoyed it immensely. It was a great way to spend a few days, and I'll more than likely play it again.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." Ron White
"So let me get this straight. You want me to kill the little guys, kill the big guys, crowd control those I can't, buff the team, debuff the boss, keep myself alive, AND keep you alive, all while waving a stick and dressed in a towel?" - Anonymous Role Playing Gamer
"I think that statue over there is a statement on modern life. The statement is, "Well, shit." - Varric, Dragon Age II
"Why is it all claws and guns? Can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey. Bunnies." - Joker, Mass Effect
"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" - Dilbert
"Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success." - Annie Oakley
"It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly." - Flemeth, aka The Witch of the Wilds, Dragon Age 2
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.'” - George Carlin
"I hear there's a wild bridge tournament down the street. And you know Bridge. It's a lot like sex. If you don't have a great partner, you'd better have a good hand." Barry Weiss, Storage Wars
"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5, "A Late Delivery From Avalon"
"I aim to misbehave." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
“If you think you can or think you cannot, you are correct.” - Henry Ford