So, it's that time of year again, when ghoulish, half-dead creatures appear in my kitchen and ask for food.
No, wait. That's my kids.
So, between Mommy being sick and busybusybusy, we didn't get any Halloween decorations up. However, R has decided to dress up to hand out the candy this year so Mom doesn't have to race for the door every five seconds. He saw me hurting two years ago and decided that, at fourteen, he was too old to do the candy walk with Dad and M. He did the duty last year, too.
He's a good kid. Here is last year's costume. He wanted to be faceless.
And the kids loved it. He'd sit in the chair, face down, and when a kid approached he'd lift his head and dip his hand in the candy bowl, handing them their candy. He scared the crap out of some of them.
Which is probably why he was so eager to do it again this year. He decided that for this Halloween he is going to wear a light-up "gas mask", a cave man wig and a straight jacket. He tried the outfit on, hid in the bathroom door and called for M.
I've never heard that kind of shriek come out of M before. It was pretty awesome.
M, of course, decided he too needed to be different (i.e., difficult). He's decided to be Scout from Team Fortress 2.
And it had to be "Red Scout, not Blue Scout, Mom." Sigh. At least most of the clothes needed for his costume can be worn as every-day clothes, so it worked out. And he was willilng to go with Scout's baseball bat instead of the scatter gun, which works out even better for Mom, as I'm about as crafty as your average rutabaga.
I can't exactly see R wearing his straight jacket to school. Although the teachers might appreciate it.
So, I have last round edits to finish on Not Broken, first round edits to finish on Figure of Speech, the montly newsletter to get out tomorrow, and the last little bit of the rough draft of Never More to do.
Thank god R decided to dole out candy, because I'm pretty sure I'm glued to my computer for the next twenty-four hours.
All right. I'm going to ditch the computer to check out all the cute little ghouls and goblins coming to my door. And maybe eat a fun size Snickers for every Elsa I see.
(Does this one count? I think it does!)
P.S.: For those starting National Novel Writing Month (aka NaNoWriMo) tomorrow, I wish you the best of luck. Happy writing!
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