Newsletter? Uhhh.... Right! Let me get on that...
So I'm taking a class on how to build an HTML newsletter. The instructor, Ana Thierry, knows her stuff. I managed to get the newsletter built using Word, copying and pasting into my Yahoo!Group's HTML editor. I patted myself on the back, proud that I'd gotten that far, and mailed it out.
The pictures don't show up.
Okay, figured out how to fix THAT little problem. The HTML thought the source file was the doc I'd used to create the newsletter, rather than the actual online location of the pictures. A little judicious cut and paste, and viola! The pictures appeared.
Then, this happened:
Emma Carter has been in love with Max Cannon since high school, but he barely knew she existed. Now she runs her own unique curio shop, and sheâ€™s finally come out her shell and into her own.
When Max returns to his small home town to take up his duties as the Halle Prideâ€™s Alpha, he finds that shy little Emma has grown up. That small spark of something heâ€™d always felt around the teenager has blossomed into something moreâ€"his mate!
Taking her â€œout for a biteâ€ ensures that the luscious Emma will be permanently his.
But Maxâ€™s ex has plans of her own. Plans that donâ€™t include Emma being around to interfere. To keep her Alpha, Emma must prove to the Pride that she has what it takes to be Maxâ€™s mate.
Is it me, or does that not look right?
Oh, it looks wonderful on the group. Colors are excellent, pictures show up beautifully. Email it out, however, and it falls like a bad souffle, made with mashed potatoes and tortilla strips.
(Damn you, Bravo, for your marathons! Now I'm addicted to Top Chef!)
Monica Burns, a really lovely lady who does her own banner ads in HTML, suggested that I copy the text unformatted into Word (because, duh, when I copy/pasted it from the Samhain website it was showing up as Normal (Web)). That should have fixed the problem.
Nope. Oy. It still looks like half the text is Trademarked. Somebody pass me the salsa.
Since I don't really speak the arcane language of HTML, I have to figure out why something that looks stunning on the Yahoo! group looks like absolute feces when I mail it out. It probably has to do with the way the Yahoo! group interprets the HTML code, or it adds something in, or subtracts something... or I'm talking out my butt and need help.
Hey, Ana? Ana? You still there?
HELP! My HTML has fallen... oh, never mind. No way I'm finishing that joke.