Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I'm Just Sooo Lucky That Way...

There's a reason Dusty calls me the Black Hole of Disease. I catch every little thing that goes around, and have since I've known him. If it's in my vicinity my aura just siphons it into my body.

Well, it seems that there are two different bugs floating around right now, and I've caught them both. The good news? The tummy flu I caught seems to be gone. The bad news? Now it's on to my bi-annual head cold!


I'm hyped up on Tylenol Cold and Sinus and wondering if I should go ahead and work today. I probably will, since I'm already feeling guilty about taking yesterday off, but I can't guarantee what I do will be more than gibberish. Or worse: purple prose. *Shudder*

On the bright side the kids have another snow day! Why is this a bright side? It means R is home and willing to play with M, so I'm not M's sole source of amusement. Right now they're playing with the PS2 and beating up the bad guys. (Okay, R is beating up the bad guys and M is cheerleading. He's only four and a half, after all.)

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Favorite Quotes

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." Ron White

"So let me get this straight. You want me to kill the little guys, kill the big guys, crowd control those I can't, buff the team, debuff the boss, keep myself alive, AND keep you alive, all while waving a stick and dressed in a towel?" - Anonymous Role Playing Gamer

"I think that statue over there is a statement on modern life. The statement is, "Well, shit." - Varric, Dragon Age II

"Why is it all claws and guns? Can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey. Bunnies." - Joker, Mass Effect

"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" - Dilbert

"Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success." - Annie Oakley

"It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly." - Flemeth, aka The Witch of the Wilds, Dragon Age 2

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.'” - George Carlin

"I hear there's a wild bridge tournament down the street. And you know Bridge. It's a lot like sex. If you don't have a great partner, you'd better have a good hand." Barry Weiss, Storage Wars

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5, "A Late Delivery From Avalon"

"I aim to misbehave." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein

“If you think you can or think you cannot, you are correct.” - Henry Ford