I was up pretty much all night with M, poor thing. He fell asleep on the couch, and when I went to take him upstairs he woke up, so I had to settle him back down again. That took a while, since my poor munchkin is still sick. I bunked him down in my room so I could keep an eye on him, since he's not even five yet and I got rid of the baby monitor a long time ago. Then he woke up some time in the middle of the night and had a coughing fit so bad I thought he was going to throw up a lung. And THEN he began mumbling in his sleep, so loud I almost got out of bed because my Mommy brain woke up before my Dana brain did. Luckily my Dana brain had me peek over the side of the bed (he was sleeping on the floor), and I saw he was still asleep. He did that at least three times last night, leading to one sleepy Mommy today.
So even though I went to bed a little early last night I feel like I went a few rounds with the champ. Luckily my Mommy brain doesn't really need my Dana brain to function, or I'd be in big trouble today. The Dana brain is still asleep. So if anyone needs that brain, it might not be until this afternoon and multiple cans of Wild Cherry Pepsi before I finally shake it awake.
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"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" - Dilbert
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"I hear there's a wild bridge tournament down the street. And you know Bridge. It's a lot like sex. If you don't have a great partner, you'd better have a good hand." Barry Weiss, Storage Wars
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