I felt a great disturbance in the Force recently, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced by a ringing bell. It's that time again: the kids go back to school!
Don't get me wrong. I love my boys, but I'm about done with Fart Wars and Lego minefields for the summer. I just want to sit quietly with a cup of coffee, some damn silence, a lack of poo gas and a good book.
Something I fully intend to do on August 27.
So to celebrate our little darlings going back to school, I'm giving away one ebook off of my published list (or, if you want Shadow, off my soon-to-be-published list). So here's how this one's going to work:
Post in the comments section of this blog entry before August 31. I'll even put a link on the sidebar just in case I write enough posts that this one disappears.
That's it! Easy, right?
If you win, I'll post your name in a new blog post and in this post's comments, at which point you'll have to email me with your choice of ebook and format. Good luck!
Remember: Only books that have been previously published (and Shadow) are up for grabs. The Hob, All For You and Hecate's Own are not. And an entry here does not affect your contest entry for the ARC of Shadow. That's a completely different contest.
PLEASE NOTE: I have comments on moderation due to spamming. If your post doesn't show up immediately, be patient; as soon as I receive the email I'll publish it. This is due to an inordinate amount of spam I received from China all over my blog about a year ago. It took two days to hunt down and delete all of the spam comments.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." Ron White
"So let me get this straight. You want me to kill the little guys, kill the big guys, crowd control those I can't, buff the team, debuff the boss, keep myself alive, AND keep you alive, all while waving a stick and dressed in a towel?" - Anonymous Role Playing Gamer
"I think that statue over there is a statement on modern life. The statement is, "Well, shit." - Varric, Dragon Age II
"Why is it all claws and guns? Can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey. Bunnies." - Joker, Mass Effect
"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" - Dilbert
"Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success." - Annie Oakley
"It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly." - Flemeth, aka The Witch of the Wilds, Dragon Age 2
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.'” - George Carlin
"I hear there's a wild bridge tournament down the street. And you know Bridge. It's a lot like sex. If you don't have a great partner, you'd better have a good hand." Barry Weiss, Storage Wars
"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5, "A Late Delivery From Avalon"
"I aim to misbehave." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
“If you think you can or think you cannot, you are correct.” - Henry Ford